Best of Luck
2010
09.02
09.02
past is going 2 finish
Now, we need to face future
Now, we need to face future
We may need to face roadlocks
So stay alert
Share time with friends
Jump over obstacles
With care
And caution
Face challenges
Remember to laugh
Cooperate
Discover
Make new friends
Above all..be ready for adventure
Stick together
And you will be able to go far
Very face
Well, not quite that far
Always take time to smell the flowers
Don’t forget to relax and enjoy
And dont forget thoese who likes u very much
The word ‘WHY’
2010
09.02
09.02
The word ‘WHY‘ ?
WHY (can anyone give the answers)
1. Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead?
2. Why do banks charge a fee on “insufficient funds” when they know there is not enough money?
3. Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
4. Why doesn’t glue stick to the bottle?
5. Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
6. Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard?
7. Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
8. Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
9. Whose idea was it to put an “S” in the word “lips”?
10. If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
11. Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
12. Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
13. Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
14. Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?
15 Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?
16. How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?
17. When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, “It’s all right?” Well, it isn’t all right, so why don’t we say, “That hurt, you stupid idiot?”
18. Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that’s falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?
19. In Winter, why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in Summer, when we complained about the heat in Summer?
20. How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?
Exposing Love………….in a special way.
2010
09.02
09.02
Saying ‘I Love You’
………… .in a special way.
A guy wanted to
express his unfathomable love to his sweetheart. So,
what did he do……..? He gave chocolates to all the girls living in the
University student apartments and asked them to turn
their lights on or off at 8pm that night.
See the pic for the rest…….. ….. Truly Breath taking ! You don’t need to guess his
sweetheart’s reaction.
Hundreds of students came over later to witness this
great piece of Art driven by the Greatest Emotion
known to Man – ‘Love’.
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Love Ur Parents
2010
09.02
09.02
“The moment a child is born, the mother is also born. She never existed before.
The woman existed, but the mother, never. A mother is something absolutely new.”
My Mom
“The best years of your life are the ones in which you decide your problems are your own. You do not blame them on your mother, the ecology, or the president. You realize that you control your own destiny.”
“I remember my mother’s prayers and they have always followed me. They have clung to me all my life.”
“Mother love is the fuel that enables a normal human being to do the impossible.”
My Daddy
“How pleasant it is for a father to sit at his child’s board. It is like an aged man reclining under the shadow of an oak which he has planted.”
ALWAYS ……LOVE YOUR PARENTS…!! !
Pathan & Tourist (Joke)
2010
09.01
09.01
Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Pathan: Tipu’s skeleton.
Tourist: Who’s that smaller skeleton next to it?
Pathan: That was Tipu’s skeleton when he was child
